Logic!

Jan. 10th, 2011 11:17 pm
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

Date: 2011-01-10 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mewshka.livejournal.com
Вот вот. Поэтому нечего тут загибать на инглише. Выходит, я вообще на киллера 5 лет училась :))

Date: 2011-01-11 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djah-ejik.livejournal.com
:))))))))) Или на самоубивцу.

Date: 2011-01-11 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mewshka.livejournal.com
Ужс.. не хотелось бы))) Бу лучше на немецком говорить))

Date: 2011-01-11 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djah-ejik.livejournal.com
А я на русском. Русский язык превращает людей в великих писателей.)))) В принудительном порядке.

Date: 2011-01-11 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mewshka.livejournal.com
Хаха. придецо тебе принудительно писать))

Date: 2011-01-11 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djah-ejik.livejournal.com
Если что, перейду на английский и... не держите меня!!!

Date: 2011-01-11 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mewshka.livejournal.com
А кто тебе сказал, что кто-то собирался тебя держать?))

Date: 2011-01-11 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettariec.livejournal.com
Die... Die... Die.. DIE!!!! Anybody died because of my words? Fail...

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